The uninspiring, funny, honest and messy alternative to your every day mommy blog
Twin, Lose or Draw
We’ve all been there…right?
Sleep deprived, overwhelmed, smelly and alone you fire up Google to see if any fellow moms can provide helpful tips on how to clean poop out of one of your twins’ ears. Then you come across these amazingly put together, SHOWERED, aspirational moms who manage to not only keep the house clean, but also know how to sneak kale into mac n cheese?!! Seeking an alternative to the ever positive, super inspirational moms who seem to have it all and do it all, I wanted to provide a safe space on the internet for those of us who just don’t. Comedic relief, real world struggles and some helpful resources in case you need it. I am here to be your ally and friend through the impossible!
Where We Explore
#tWins
Celebrating those once in a blue moon victories
Tw-InLaw Corner
Unhelpful advice from my in-laws…and everyone else!
Stand Up Momedy
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a funny mom - check out my comedy!
To Twinfinity & Beyond
Travel with twins - ‘cause, how hard could it be?
Twin Talks
Like Ted talks, but…you get the point
TWIN CASE THIS HELPS
Resources that help get me through
New Posts Every Thursday!
STORIES FROM THE BLOG
QUICK LAUGHS FROM THE COMICS
About The Author & Founder
Jessica Jack
I consider myself a Jack of all trades and master…of jack shit! I’m a Twin Mama, stand-up comedian (or I was, before I birthed 2 humans and then the world shut down), former school counselor and yoga instructor among many other things. I started this blog to share with you the most valuable lesson I have learned as a Mom… that truly, I. Know. Nothing. Unless the stack of degrees and certificates I have collecting dust in my basement sprout arms and start helping out around here, they are not helpful on the regular.